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The US econmy

Postby groutman » Wed Jan 02, 2013 10:58 pm

Does anybody know what the fuss is about the US economy nearly falling over the fish called Cliff? :conf
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Re: The US econmy

Postby SCRABBLER » Wed Jan 02, 2013 11:52 pm

groutman wrote: fish called Cliff?
Hey, are you having a long hangover after the New Year Celebrations?? :AA
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Re: The US econmy

Postby groutman » Thu Jan 03, 2013 9:36 pm

SCRABBLER wrote:
groutman wrote: fish called Cliff?
Hey, are you having a long hangover after the New Year Celebrations?? :AA


No hangover - Sarek will confirm that I'm just as daft when completely sober, and to prove it, this is right up my street: -

One day, a chimpanzee in the jungle invented some things to help him eat.

He used a flat piece of wood with a sharpened edge to cut his food, and another piece of kit which consisted of a stick, with four smaller sticks attached, each sharpened to a point. He used this to spear his food, and put it into his mouth. He called these his one point tool, and four point tool.

He was immensely proud of his inventions.

One morning, he woke up to find the four point tool missing, and was beside himself.

He ran round the jungle looking for it, and found a lion.

“Lion, lion,” he said, “ Have you seen my four point tool?”

“No,” replied the lion, “I have not seen your four point tool.”

Next he found a gorilla.

“Gorilla, gorilla,” he said, “ Have you seen my four point tool?”

“No,” replied the gorilla, “I have not seen your four point tool.”

Then he found a jaguar.

“Jaguar, jaguar” he said, “ Have you seen my four point tool?”

“Yes,” replied the jaguar, “I have seen your four point tool.”

“Well, where is it?” the chimpanzee asked.

“I’ve eaten it.” replied the jaguar.

“Why?” asked the chimpanzee.

“Because I’m a four point tool eater jaguar!”
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