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Should children witness childbirth?

Postby sarek7 » Tue Jun 21, 2011 4:33 pm

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to
the call.
The house was very dark so the paramedic asked
Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a torch high over her
mummy so he could see while he helped deliver
the baby.
Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.
Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while,
Connor was born.
The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked
him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.
The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and
asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about
what she had just witnessed.
Kathleen quickly responded,
"He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place....
smack his arse again!"
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