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Glaswegian nicknames

Postby Fortytwa » Sat Jun 04, 2011 10:12 am

Two Soups - His real name is Campbell Baxter.

Norrie Two Bunnets - The Glasgow taxi-driver who wears a wig under his cloth cap.

The Colostomy - The girlfriend of a married man (I.e. The wee bag on the side).

The Boomerang Kid - Whenever anyone at work asks a question, he always replies: 'I'll get back to you on that. '

The Parachute - Lets everyone down at the last minute.

Cashline- An experienced young lass who's open 24 hours a day.

Vaseline - His real name is Willie Burns.

Rembrandt - Loves saying to colleagues: 'Let me put you in the picture...'

Bo Derek - A chap called Derek with terrible body odour.

Brewer's Droop - His real name is Willie Falls ..

The Genie - Magically appears whenever anyone opens a bottle.

Dulux - His pals reckon he's only got one coat.

Soapy - Washes his hands of any problems that crop up..

Captain Hook - Continually late for work, it's believed he must be scared of the alarm clock.

The Yeti - Always on the sick, there have been many unconfirmed sightings of this guy, but nobody can prove he actually exists.

The Gas Man - He's serviced loads of old boilers.

The Hostage - When anyone asks for help he always replies: 'Sorry, my hands are tied.

Chernobyl Jannie - During the mid-Eighties this guy had a really bad complexion.

The Woodpecker - He's always tapping.

Mussolini - A woman in an office in Glasgow who has rather loose morals (aka the great dicktaker)

The Olympic Flame - He never goes oot
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